This is how you list a Harley...

I kind of stole the idea and made it my own, but I've been having trouble selling my Harley and we just had twin girls.  I figured it was time for a change in tactics.  Here's the listing:

First off, let's not kid each other.  If you are one these rice burner super bike guys, and all you want is to go really fast to Walmart to pick up some hair gel while listening to hip hop and being completely unoriginal, then just keep looking.  This bike is not for you.

On the other hand, if you wake up every morning to the Star Spangled Banner, believe that the most important article of clothing you wear is your boots, and drink Folgers's black coffee not some sissified mix of milk and sugar served to you by some guy in skinny jeans who has no idea what a real man even looks like much less is one.... well, sir, first, you are my kind of guy, and second, I'd be proud to pass on this fabulous piece of America to you! 

Why?  Because Harley-Davidson and America go in the same sentence together like BBQ, slaw, and Big Red.  I mean come on!  This is America!  We burn gas for fun around here!  We have one rule and that's to look good and go fast which is something we don't need the Japanese for.  Do you think if George Washington and Teddy Roosevelt were alive today they would ride a Suzuki?  No sir!  They'd saddle up on a Harley-Davidson and head to Big Bend.  This is our country, this is the West, and there's only one way to see it and that's from the saddle of a Harley-Davidson!

This ain't the small model neither.  This is the big boy!  1200 cc's of raw power, and, you should just try to stop this stallion from running!  It'll do zero to 75 so fast it will make your head spin.  That's why I've only filled it up with straight up Eagle Ford Shale produced 93 octane American gasoline!!  I mean if you've got a champion thoroughbred you don't skimp on the hay do you?  No way!  I've wanted to customize this beast a little, but I just never got around to it.  Besides, she was just too much fun to ride as is. 

Anyway, I had a few changes come about and I really just need to get rid of her.  It's tough, but a man's got to take care of his family before himself.  Am I right?  If you don't understand that, you probably quit reading somewhere around the hair gel line anyway so I know you're not offended.  Anyway, it's tough to put a price on such a rare beautiful piece of America on two wheels, but I figure that $8199.99 sounds fair. 

If you're interested, email me and I'll respond with an appointment.